Tips for Getting Off That Dam. Phone
Throw it into a ravine
Run it over with your car
Put it in another room, ya know
Wrap it in duct tape
Place it in a locked safe that can only be opened by your enemies eyeball scan
Encase in jello (the food, not my boyfriend)
Encase in Jello? (my boyfriend, not the food)
Bury it in a small hole you’ll never find again
Viking Funeral
Take it apart and use it to create a robot that can do your bidding
Flush it down the toilet
Have self control
Let the battery die and don’t recharge it
Have the government turn it into one of those locked phones they give the President that can only make phone calls
Make the screen black and white so it’s unenjoyable to use
Take the screen off
Give it to high school students to use in their parachute drop-test project
Hire someone to follow you around and scream in your face every time you use it
Put sand/dirt in the charging port
Turn it off
